Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug
Whoop whoop Lalonde’s update dress is the b2sssst
Also I’m not sure if I’ve already used this as the click through link
but try it anyway it’s full of rodenty advice
why do boys freak out when u ask them for ur number like damn I don’t want ur dick I need to know which part of the project I have to do
“what was your key motivation for this piece”
oh idk the due date
when will my normal sleep pattern return from war
this egg fucking froze because our fridge is too cold
Why would you keep the eggs on the fridge?
we keep our eggs in the fridge…so they don’t denature? do you not refrigerate your eggs?
Because of the way our eggs are processed and the prevalence of salmonella in american chickens, americans have to fridge their eggs.
Wait, they don’t refrigerate eggs in other countries?
wait what people in other countries dont refrigerate eggs???
wait a second eggs in other countries aren’t refrigerated?????????
If you’re going to get into an argument with me & you call me “hun” I will slit your knee caps & ship you to Antarctica
“You said enough, you said too much,
You focus solely on her touch, in halcyon.
In arguments set in stone, in promises of what was once,
You come undone.”